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♪♪♪ >>> YOU KNOW, WHEN I HIT 50, MY BODY WENT THROUGH, A, BIG, CHANGE AND, NOT, FOR, THE, BETTER., SEVERE, ERECTILE, DYSFUNCTION SHATTERED, MY, CONFIDENCE,, SENT, ME, INTO, A, DEPRESSION,, AND, ALMOST RUINED, MY, MARRIAGE., AND, BELIEVE, ME,, I, TRIED EVERYTHING., BUT, THEN,, A, FRIEND, TOLD, ME, ABOUT XENTREX,, SO, I, TRIED, IT,, AND, IT, WORKED. >>, XENTREX, IS, THE, STRONGEST, MALE-ENHANCEMENT, DRUG, ON, THE MARKET., IT, INCREASES, BLOOD, FLOW,, BOOSTS TESTOSTERONE,, AND, ENDS, ERECTILE, DYSFUNCTION, INSTANTLY. >>, SO, I, ASKED, MY, DOCTOR, ABOUT, XENTREX,, AND, HE, SAID,, “XENTREX? WHAT, THE, HELL, IS, XENTREX?”, [, LAUGHTER, ] AND, I, SAID,, “XENTREX,, IT’s, THE, STRONGEST, MALE-ENHANCEMENT, DRUG IN, THE, WORLD,, AND, IT, WORKS.”, AND, HE, SAID, HE, NEVER, HEARD, OF IT., SO,, I, PULLED, UP, THE, WEBSITE, AND SHOWED, IT, TO, HIM., HE, STARTED, LAUGHING. HE, SAID,, “ARE, YOU, INSANE,, MAN?, YOU, CAN’t, PUT, THAT, IN, YOUR, BODY. IT’ll, KILL, YOU., YOUR, HEART, WILL, STOP. RHINO, HORN?, AMMONIUM, HYDROXIDE? THAT’s, IN, METH,, RIGHT?”, >>, XENTREX, IS, MADE, STRONG, ENOUGH TO, WORK, ON, THE, MOST, EXTREME, CASES, OF, ERECTILE, DYSFUNCTION, AND, FAST!, >>, MY, DOCTOR, ASKED, ME,, “WHERE DID, YOU, HEAR, ABOUT, THAT, [, BLEEP, ]?” I, TOLD, HIM,, “A, FRIEND.”, AND, HE, SAID,, “WELL,, WHAT’s, HIS NAME?”, AND, I, SAID,, “WELL,, I, DON’t REALLY, KNOW, HIM,, ACTUALLY.”, HE, SAYS,, BUT, YOU, JUST, SAID, HE’s YOUR, FRIEND. SO, I TOLD MY DOCTOR, “LOOK, LET’s FORGET ABOUT, HIM,, AND, JUST, WRITE, ME, A, SCRIP, FOR, XENTREX, AND, I’ll, BE, ON, MY, WAY.”, MY, DOCTOR, SAID,, “ARE, YOU, DEAF, MAN?”, “NO.” “I, COULD, LOSE, MY, LICENSE., YOU, COULD, DIE.” I, SAID,, “YEAH,, I, STILL, WANT, IT,, THOUGH. SO, GIVE, IT, TO, ME., WRITE, THE, PRESCRIPTION.” [, LIGHT, LAUGHTER, ], I, WASN’t, LEAVING. SO,, HE, SAYS,, “I, THINK, THAT, WEBSITE, JUST, FROZE, MY, COMPUTER.” SO, I, GRABBED, HIM, A, LITTLE., HE, GOES,, “YOU’re, HURTING, ME, SIR.”, XENTREX, WORKS. [, LAUGHTER, ], >>, SIDE, EFFECTS, OF, XENTREX INCLUDE, FITS, OF, RAGE,, ACNE,, BLEEDING,, BALDNESS,, BLINDNESS, WHOOPING, COUGH,, HALLUCINATIONS,, COMA,, TROUBLE, SWALLOWING, DECREASE, IN, SEMEN,, INCREASE, IN, SEMEN,, NASAL, SORES, CONSTIPATION,, VOMITING,, NIGHT, TERRORS,, AMNESIA,, AND, SUICIDAL URGES., >>, THOSE, ARE, JUST, THE, SYMPTOMS THEY, TELL, YOU, ABOUT., I, GET, SWEATS. MY, BONES, ARE, COLD., MY, TEETH, ARE, LOOSE. MY, HEART, GETS, REALLY,, REALLY, HOT. I, COULD, READ, MINDS,, AND, SOMETIMES,, I, WAKE, UP, DRIVING, A STOLEN, CAR., MY, ERECTIONS, ARE, FANTASTIC. WHEN, I, WEAR, GRAY, SWEAT, PANTS,, PEOPLE, CROSS, THE, STREET. WHICH, IS, FINE., XENTREK, GAVE, ME, MY, LIFE, BACK. HAIL, SATAN., [, LAUGHTER, ] >>, SO,, THREATEN, YOUR, DOCTOR,, OR, ASK, YOUR, KETAMINE, GUY, ABOUT SOUTH, AFRICAN, XENTREK, TODAY., >>, A,, HA,, HA,, HA,, HA,, HA! IT, WORKS!, [, LAUGHTER, ] [, CHEERS, AND, APPLAUSE, ],.
